Thursday, May 18, 2006

Back to reality or Sit your ass back down punk

I took a straight-up, old-fashioned, down-home, ass-whipping.

I took bad beat after bad beat tonight. I also hit lots of those hands specifically master-minded by The Man to take your whole stack. Damn The Man. Every time there was a big hand I lost tonight. It was sad really. I just felt defeated the whole night thru. Here's a few examples of my hands from last night. These are all at least $40 losers. I wrote them down as kind'a a morbid ledger to the poker gods. These here bastard children of mine are listed in their chronological order of conception from my ass last evening. Anyone notice that I'm still on tilt.

KK vs AA - My money's allin every time here
AA vs JJ - he flopped a J
K high flush vs A high flush - all I can say is ouch
AK vs 44 - I flopped Ak - he flopped a set of 4's - bets got nasty from there

And I saved best for last - this dude deserves something amputated - OK, maybe that's a little harsh - how about a week on the rack and another week in the iron maiden.

Hand #31222304-3250 at Aibongo (No Limit Hold'em)
Started at 18/May/06 04:01:35

Mozambee is at seat 0 with $44.50.
cobra95man is at seat 1 with $39.85.
Eclipse2005 is at seat 2 with $46.95.
kennyan is at seat 3 with $48.35.
10pocket10 is at seat 4 with $48.25.
mcash2 is at seat 5 with $39.75.
evil knight is at seat 6 with $51.50.
neilyj is at seat 7 with $42.20.
chobaken is at seat 8 with $8.25.
Neumabr is at seat 9 with $88.
The button is at seat 4.

mcash2 posts the small blind of $.25.
evil knight posts the big blind of $.50.

Mozambee: -- --
cobra95man: -- --
Eclipse2005: -- --
kennyan: -- --
10pocket10: -- --
mcash2: Kd Ks
evil knight: -- --
neilyj: -- --
chobaken: -- --
Neumabr: -- --

Pre-flop:

neilyj calls. chobaken folds. Neumabr folds.
Mozambee folds. cobra95man folds. Eclipse2005
folds. kennyan folds. 10pocket10 folds. mcash2
raises to $1. evil knight folds. neilyj calls.

Flop (board: 4c 7h 3c):

mcash2 bets $.95. neilyj raises to $1.90. mcash2
re-raises to $4.45. neilyj calls.

Turn (board: 4c 7h 3c Jh):

mcash2 bets $8. neilyj calls.

River (board: 4c 7h 3c Jh 3s):

mcash2 goes all-in for $26.30. neilyj calls.



Showdown:

mcash2 shows Kd Ks.
mcash2 has Kd Ks 3c Jh 3s: two pair, kings and threes.
neilyj shows Ah 3h.
neilyj has Ah 3h 3c Jh 3s: three threes.

I do understand that I will have more days like this. But it just seemed like it was all designed to put the ol' smack-down on Ash last night. I hope I can recover mentally from this and keep playing solid poker. Down with The Man I say. Who's with me.

Online Bankroll
- 171.99 (single worst day as of yet in my poker career.)
Total $2393.40

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