Down With This Smiley

4 score and 7 years ago... My fellow crackians, we must put a stop to all this prancing about all willy-nilly and such. I say onward the machine of our people must trample and smite the yet un-trodden. We must crush this prancing enemy, like a bug beneath the feet of this great imperialist collective, into gossamer dust of assimilation or better yet, annihilation. Oh, how I’ve descried this pestilence of smiling and dancing spinning a pandemic of negativity, ever so spiraling our principles down into a vortex of dissolution. We must stand together my Brothers and Sisters and cast out …